Comma

A valuable piece of punctuation that could potentially save you from looking like a retard.

Often disregarded and ignored in the rants of angry YouTube commenters, the comma sits on the bottom right side of the keyboard.

"He's the best bitch"
Would be calling someone a 'best bitch'
"He's the best, bitch"
Would be calling someone the best, then insulting someone who disagrees.

The comma is a lonely button on the keyboard.

by Andromeda, Lustro June 23, 2017

comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle

have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?

by meowz April 23, 2018

Comma

A type of punctuation that is used when one wants to separate a thought a sentence.

I went to the moviesinsert comma then I went home.

by Bare Cheeker February 18, 2018

the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

Comma Confidence

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

by but for September 13, 2018

comma hello

when you fuck someone but you really dont wanna fuck him

-Yo bro last night was a comma hello with this whore!
-Yo bro that sucks!

by glassofpoo November 25, 2018

comma hello

when you fuck someone who you dont wanna fuck

-Yo bro last night was a comma hello with this whore jasmin!
-Yo bro that sucks!!!!!

by glassofpoo November 25, 2018