comcaptive

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.

"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."

by seorl July 23, 2014

Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

Comcasting

Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.

2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.

After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.

by Someone without internet March 19, 2014

Comcast Effect

1) The act of receiving inadequate cable service which you pay way too much for.
2) The reason why your internet modem must be manually restarted at least 5 times a week.

I can't wait until Fios comes around, I'm sick and tired of the Comcast Effect!

by bchapman December 20, 2009

comcrapstic

When your cable your cable company screws up your service or sucks in general.

or

Something that sucks in general

I just got my new Comcast cable service and already my cable modem doesn't work and I've got a fuzzy picture on my tv. The Service is Comcrapstic!

or

I got a flat tire today, my spare was flat and it started raining. It was totally comcrapstic

by Ashman121 September 19, 2007

Compy

If someone/something is competitive , or if someone is very good at the thing you are talking about.

Is he compy?

Yes, he is the number #1 ranked basketball player in the state.

by Poorsmilke October 27, 2022

Compy

Strong Bad's old computer. Now he's got a Lappy 486.

"Your compy is in a better place now, Strong Bad. Actually, it's in the same place, it's just got a hole in it." -Bubs

by Losti March 21, 2005