possible-contingent dichotomy

A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.

The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.

by zanderfin September 23, 2019

Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."

"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."

by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020

Winter Coating

When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.

Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.

by Gostik December 7, 2022

Reverse sugar coating

Reverse sugar coating is basically just the opposite of regular sugar coating.Its when you hide your true love/friendship with hatred

"Night I hope you choke in your sleep" Would be an example of reverse sugar coating if it's with a close friend

by FuzzleMcDoozle May 25, 2017

colding

Putting one's freezing cold hands or feet on someone else in order to make them colder, too

Hey, stop colding me with your frozen hands just because I'm warmer than you.

by Big FFF July 4, 2009

Collingwood

A weak pack of cunts with no coaching backup

Classic Collingwood

by Fosters September 21, 2019

Culting

To update, browse, or check messages on a social networking site (myspace, facebook).

"Hold on, lemme reply back this girl, then we can go."

"Dude, stop culting and let's go. I'm hungry."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009