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Colombian Bow-Tie

When someone cuts your throat open and pulls your tongue out through the hole.
Dude did you hear what happened to Igor?
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!
by Peter pumpkineater August 15, 2008
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Colombian

Colombian - people from the country of Colombia in South America who usually have extremely beautiful physical features: Known for its beautiful women with blue, green, hazel eyes and brunette hair, and the men with good height and light colored eyes, dark hair. The north of Colombia by Cartagena tends to have darker african mixed people the central and south of colombia usually have the more caucasian light skinned hispanics. Overall colombians are exotic, sexy, and beautiful.
Shakira is one good looking colombian

Taliana Vargas, Miss Colombia was hot
by colombianonononono March 30, 2009
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Colombian Drano

The first coffee of the morning, which compels you to go and empty your bowels.
Liam was horrendously constipated, and late for work. He needed a good cup of colombian drano.
by Deathglooms May 14, 2014
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Colonization

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.
Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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Crypto-colonialism

Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.

More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.
by chameleon December 10, 2017
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colonipop

co•lon'i•pop

(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.

2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.

3- A buttplug.

4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.
1- "After he wasted 30 minutes of my time by telling me about his trouble with the DPT, I offered him a colonipop."
by T.bias, Kraquehaus Productions October 29, 2007
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Colombian Body Shot

A body shot with a more latin sexual twist...

Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth
She gets so wet as I work my way up her body while doing a Colombian body shot....I get to do tequila & blow. Win win all around
by Jholmes54 February 19, 2015
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