Colombian clearout

This is the method of sniffing a large line of flake cocaine to loosen ones bowel.

Alright darling, can you point me to the shitter I need a Colombian clearout

by afghani-tax-man January 2, 2017

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

Colombian Poptart

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018

Colombian Lawn Sprinkler

When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating

When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.

by nati0nx May 9, 2020

Colombian NyQuil

Instead of swallowing an ambien for sleep, you crush it into a nice powdery line and snort it for instant effect.

Guy 1: Hey man I have to go to sleep like right now. I have to be up at 6 for work.

Guy 2: Do you want a shot of whiskey to fall asleep faster?
Guy 1: I’m way ahead of ya. I’m taking a Colombian NyQuil . Be out in a minute

by Les Carroll August 31, 2020

Colombian Bomb

When you have over 500 Download speed but somehow Tugo manages to bomb or missile you with 4+ second delay.

Player 1: What happened Turismo?

Turismo: sigh...Colombian Bomb

by Rc_OwnsUrbanDictionary June 28, 2021