smart. spends most of his time procrastinating or putting off school work until at least 3 days after it is due. has a unhealthy relationship with his hair and refuses to cut it until it passes nipple length. Also can be afflicted with a rare disease called DENT. which refers to a cereal bowl built into his chest.
MOM - goodness gracious child stop eating cereal, cut your hair, and start your homework you are such a colin!
by Big Dr January 08, 2008
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by springtrapslilsister February 13, 2018
Jerking off while taking a shit
by Trinagoblin January 16, 2016
When a person defecates on people's furniture and/or pets. The worst of the worst when it comes to feces related subjects/
" Jim's gonna by hela-pissed when he founds out what I did"
" What did you do."
" I took a Colin on his mother's couch!"
"You sick son of a bitch."
" What did you do."
" I took a Colin on his mother's couch!"
"You sick son of a bitch."
by The Master Collin Maker March 20, 2013