what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
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