cockpit

name for female cadets at the Air Force Academy, the Air Force equivalent of WUBA at the Naval Academy, also prone to falsely accuse other cadets of rape

If you sleep with a cockpit, you're taking the easy way out.

by Scott McCann November 19, 2003

cockmite

person or persons that are or are becoming the embodiment of a duesch-bag

Damn dude, that guy is a cockmite and a half.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

cockbite

A cockbite is a member of society who tries their very hardest to be socially accepted and 'cool' and ends up failing miserably resulting in complete asshole-ness, butt sucking and of course cockbiting.

d00d 1: Urgh that dude we met today was like the biggest assfuck.
d00d 2: ah man, i would go as far to call him a cockbite.
d00d 3: Nah not even close man, thats reserved for that fag, Caleb.
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Cockbite: Ehehe I own all GnR's cds and a pair of converse allstars and poke my own asshole.

by Teh Gatez0r April 9, 2006

Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.

Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

cockpit

A relentlessly slutty female of average appearance and social stature.

I am so ashamed to have parked my penis in that cockpit. I will never drink again!

by amused907 June 8, 2011

Cocktilinear

A shape or object that resembles the likes of the male genitalia.

Wow Kerri, you drawing looks like a dick. It is very cocktilinear.

by Cockymickcockerson March 1, 2009

cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.

Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.

by 3speed March 23, 2010