cockshank

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.

A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'

by ~swan July 1, 2005

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003

Cocksman

Every guy that has ever chose to cheat on his @ the time relationship. Favorite things to talk about revolve souly around anal sex and chicken soup in vagina's. Lady's these are not loving relationships. If your stupid enough to stay with these type it's your own fault you get hurt.

Jay: You wann come over to my place and hang?
Kay: No way dude, your a cocksman and if I don't give you a peice you'll just call a hoe program till you find one that will.

Jay: Your a shit friend
Kay: I'm a smart Woman, not a sloppy horsehoe loosy vaj. You know, the type your into.

by KC'sURBsslinging-eaturselfpus December 7, 2009

cocksaki dickwhole

When you take your cock and stick it in an unclothed male's taint area while eating a corn muffin. Then, after finishing the muffin, (cock still in taint) you put vaginal fluid mixed with cheese wizz and place it gently into a ugly fat girl's blueberry cunt.

Cream of fish asswholes, cocksaki dickwhole.

by Boobas December 30, 2008

cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

by porkrind February 6, 2008

Cockstalking

Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.

"Iv got enough cockstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!"

by MegRyan July 12, 2012

cockswane

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.

1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!

by G-Rass December 28, 2007