by inn.my.shadowzs March 15, 2021
Get the Cockroach with no cock mug.Lawyers who purposely avoid your emails and/or follow ups. They are called cockroach lawyers because they run and skittle away, hiding behind the cupboards every time you want to hear from them.
Damn, Anthony is such a cockroach lawyer. Followed him up 2 weeks and still no response. Maybe we should sprinkle some crumbs so he appears from behind the cupboards
by Danglesssss August 31, 2021
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A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
Get the cockroach delivery mug.A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.
"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"
by User133742069 October 15, 2023
Get the Cockroach Wife Syndrome mug.(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.
At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
by lesee June 9, 2009
Get the Cockroach Factor mug.Pointy edge cowboy boots usually made of a "skin" material (gator skin) ( Leather). Dominately worn as a western wear/Style
You see that Roach run in the corner ? Alfonso killed him easy with those pointy cockroach killer boots he always wears.
by Stoneform March 7, 2011
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Oscar had a roach in a mexican standoff in the corner of his room, his air force one was too round to crush him, out of nowhere his cousin JuanJulio, who was dressed up to go to the local cantina came running in with his cockroach-killers and instanly speared the roach in the corner.
by KWELLS September 28, 2009
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