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noun, type of female that not only cockblock stigmata's a male by marking her territory, but then pulls off a psycho bitch 180 by playin hard to get, thus making you loose all chances of getting laid.
John, "wait so she wants to dress you and then tells you she just wants to be friends?"
Jack, "ya man she must be a cockblock stigmata psycho bitch 180 whore
by niggman star33 August 12, 2011
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Cockblock Patrol

Found at school dances, more commonly the Homecoming dance. They consist of a not so elite group of annoying parents, teachers etc who will try to separate people from grinding, but eventually will get overwhelmed by the amount of people grinding, and give up. They will usually prey on smaller schools because there wont be as many students.
Student1: Why arent you dancing?
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.
by Schubes66 October 10, 2011
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Cockblock Effect

The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.
Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.

John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?

Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.
by Trebaltimore01 June 21, 2019
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Cockblock date

Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.

popularized by joe and ciara
"dude joe is such a cockblock date"
"i know we all know shes like karl"
by JoeAbay September 26, 2006
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cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.
Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!
by Bignigmang May 13, 2009
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Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.
PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
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cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex
Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
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