cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

by Jueputa September 9, 2023

cockalin

Talking about shit that happened a few months ago.

Mark: Yo., that cockalin was fucking insane!!!
James: I know right?

by Yo, I love my life. December 18, 2023

Cockalorum

a dickhead in old English

You are such a Cockalorum

by the fuckin king February 24, 2025

Alfredo Cockalini

A dick

Put your Alfredo Cockalini in her pasta bowl

by Rapidash95 October 10, 2015

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019