cock dweller

1.one who loiters around large amounts of cocks.
2.one who lurks in a cock forest; often very territorial about their cocks.

Last weekend Carlos and I were hiking in the cock forest and stumbled upon an angry cock dweller

by Flo-tron February 20, 2009

cock drunk

one whom is or is in the act of being in a stupor caused by overexposure to male genitalia.

(your name here): Are you going to suck my dick now?
(insert prostitute's name here): ...uh
(your name here): Well?
(insert prostitute's name here): uh...yeah
(your name here): I think you're feeling a bit cock drunk right now.

by Vladimir Del Torro December 21, 2006

cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.

Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

cock duster

Noun. A thick and full moustache reminiscent of those sported by gay males, especially Freddie Mercury.

Check out the cock duster Bruce is wearing.

by suomi September 19, 2005

cock docking

the act of covering another man's penis with his foreskin. It is a strictly cock-to-cock act where at least one uncut penis is required. Those who can participate in this act are men and hermaphrodites. Being gay or homosexual is not required, though it can make the act much more satisfactory.

Circumcised Guy: Hey, uncut guy, wanna try cock docking?

Uncircumcised Guy: No way faggot, I don't stoop to your God-defying ways!

Circumcised Guy: Come on! It'll be fun and stuff.

Uncircumcised Guy: No thanks, I'll only do it with another uncut guy. And besides, I keep lot of cheese in my dick.

by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009

cock diva

A girl, or flamboyant guy, who will only have the biggest dicks around.

People who talk shit about guys with small dicks and wont have sex with them.

Girls who are not satisfied with a man who has a small dick.

Janice- "Omg, i went out with Matt last night and he had the smallest dick!"

Rachel-"you are such a cock diva, Janice"

by Cockdiva101 April 12, 2011

cock dunk

The act of one deviously dunking their penis into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawning victm. Very difficult to pull off as it has an extremely small window of opportunity to execute. Requires extreme precision and a little circumstantial luck.

Geez Lucy better be careful she looks tired. Patrick might go for a cock dunk if she keeps yawning.

by LordTed October 7, 2015