Coal Miner

White girl, or woman, who dates, dances or has sex with black men.
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White women who seek out black men. The only white girl in a black club.
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Tom! Check out that hot ass blonde chic. Nevermind, she's a coal miner.

by ThomasMcdowell March 21, 2007

coal birthday

A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.

“i was born in 2000” your coal birthday was in 2020!

by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023

Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.

Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.

by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 12, 2010

coal bucket

A female / male whose neither regions, in particular their vaginal/anal orifices, bear resemblance to a fireside coal bucket; in that they are big, wide and dirty.

John: I got with Amy last night
Bill: Amy from down the road?
John: yeah?! Do you know her?
Bill: yeah, I got with her last week, she's a minge like a coal bucket, big, wide and dirty

Milo: I was banging this guy in my car last night
Bubba: how was it?
Milo: my dick looked like miner from Chile, his ass was like a coal bucket!

by oirishguy March 29, 2017

makin coal

When you feel a sloppy dump coming so you hold it in your body for a few minutes to harden the stool.

I was going to have diarrhea, but thankfully I was makin coal and had a solid firm dump!

by Turn Me Loose Podcast May 30, 2019

Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009

Hole coal

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019