Coal Miner

White girl, or woman, who dates, dances or has sex with black men.
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White women who seek out black men. The only white girl in a black club.
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Tom! Check out that hot ass blonde chic. Nevermind, she's a coal miner.

by ThomasMcdowell March 19, 2007

makin coal

When you feel a sloppy dump coming so you hold it in your body for a few minutes to harden the stool.

I was going to have diarrhea, but thankfully I was makin coal and had a solid firm dump!

by Turn Me Loose Podcast May 30, 2019

coal birthday

A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.

“i was born in 2000” your coal birthday was in 2020!

by 🥎🔛🔝 February 28, 2023

Hole coal

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

blowing the coals

the act of one sucking another man's testicles

"Did Keith ever show up to that party?" "No. I think he was at home with Ian blowing the coals."

by kennebot April 04, 2010

Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009

Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.

Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.

by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 10, 2010