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CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing
dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist
by roz March 9, 2005
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clusterfuck

Yet another crisis arises because of the actions of that clusterfuck over at the White House.
by Doc!!! August 14, 2006
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clutterfuck

a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.
Rush hour traffic is such a clutterfuck!
by herren March 30, 2009
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clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.
My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.
by speedymama May 22, 2010
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Clusterfubia

noun; The fear of getting oneself into a clusterfuck.
Remy hasn't left the office in 4 days. He's suffering from acute Clusterfubia.
by Fat JG January 12, 2011
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clusterflux

A situation that is in such a state of change and uncertainty, that it can not even be deemed a legitimate clusterfuck.
For three weeks, the 2000 presidential election was in a state of clusterflux.
by politicalJunky1896 November 4, 2011
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Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.
"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.
by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017
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