crunked

When you consume a lot of behavior-modifying substances and do a lot of gay stuff like Harold

Jewish Jah: man I got so crunked last night
Anime Jah: you mean you drank and had gay sex in a cab?

Jewish Jah: yeah bro just like Harold I regret everything
Arab Jah: bro Harold is so gay though haha
All: yeah Bros Harold is GAY

by lgbtqallyharold303 November 7, 2019

Arabian Clunkadore

When you wrap a string around your testicular sack, soak the string in lighter fluid and then light the string on fire. You then dip your sack in ice water and your balls fall off. Now you've got a nice drinking glass, or better yet... A gift to give your family for the Holidays!

Jesus: "Man! If i had a nice set of arabian clunkadores I would totally suck my dad's penis!"
Mother Mary: "OH BOY! Fuck me dry! You sacrificed yourself for our sins and now i'm going to finger myself to death!"
Jesus: "JESUS CHRIST BITCH! THAT'S EEEERRRROOOOTTTTIIIICCCC!"

by JAMES-EARL-JONES November 27, 2013

Crunked-Up

It means to be realy, REALY Drunk!

Guy1: YO Man I was Crunked-Up Last Night!
Guy2: How Crunked-Up Were You?
Guy1: I was so crunked up that I Did a fat chick from the back n got brain from her!
Guy2: Shitt...

by Jordan Holla atcha boy January 7, 2006

crunked up

fucking high usually off weed

im crunked up u fucking gaf go eat a grommit

by jon r June 20, 2003

Crunked

came from the words CRazy drUNKED.

It's been a crazy week, it's Friday and it's time to get crunked tonight!

by lilpeanut May 24, 2009

crunked

To get completely fucked up, by either drinking or smoking.

I got crunked last night.

by Mike January 7, 2005

clunker

A dirty chunk of snow and ice that builds up inside a car fender in the winter (and eventually falls off). Also known as a car booger or a slurd.

I wish they'd fix that road; it gets so many potholes after a thaw that it knocks all the clunkers off everyone's cars.

by Aaron of Minneapolis January 22, 2008