cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013

cluck bucket

A bucket of fried chicken.

Hay Joe, I am going to KFC and get me a 20 piece cluck bucket!

by Pumaself December 4, 2018

Cluck gluck 2000

When you and your girlfriend try to experiment in the bedroom and she asks “want to cluck gluck 2000” she wants to get a chicken on your dick and suck your toes

“Kyle and Sam did the Cluck Gluck 2000 last night”

“They are crazy”

by Brandon Boyes July 29, 2021

cluck a duck

The act of clucking a medium sized billed animal that goes "QUACK".

Form 1
Billy: "Hey Joe, wanna cluck a duck?"
Joe: " Sure!"

Form 2
*Joe is playing a game*
Joe: "OH CLUCK A DUCK!"

by Gramkey October 14, 2016

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

Cluck Head

Similar to chicken head
Its a female whos usually well known for being down to suck or give oral sex.

Man 1:Is that Brittany
Man 2:Yeah shes a total cluck head,thats nasty
Man 1:Yeahhh sooo
Man 2:Ill be right back

by Midgeman March 15, 2009

cluck hound

Pretty much, this is a person who instantly sees something they can use to further a cause, and does so, often in retaliation for a slight. This is usually done without thinking, because it is too much trouble for their animal instincts to process. To be literal, imagine a rooster automatically crowing when the sun comes up and combine that with the tracking ability of a hunting dog. There you have it.

Despite getting an incredibly chafing case of butthurt over Newt Gingrich being accused of adultery, cluck hound Rush Limbaugh gobbled 10 extra Vicodins last right before railing away about John Edwards' own infidelity.

by bombcrater June 11, 2009