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vennessa cloninger

funny ass girl and she's the plug don't let her fool you. plus she's pretty asf!!!! and her nickname is finnessa cloneanigga.
vennessa cloninger is the biggest plug you will meet
by yo its the pothead November 15, 2017
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Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
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clomping

Making an "O" face and clapping your hands in front of it until it makes the perfect sound and looking like an idiot while doing so.
"We all sat around clomping our faces off"
by Sizzurpz November 24, 2014
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Clopin

A sexually transmitted disease that causes vaginal, penal and anal discharge, genital sores, explosive diarrhea, bad breath, bleeding ulcers, peanut nipples, poor decision making, drowsiness, irritable bowel syndrome, toe nail fungus and an overabundance of shmegma.
Damn, my Clopin is acting up again.

Stay away from that nasty bitch! She has Clopin!
by SaintNoodle August 10, 2017
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Robo-coping

The act of walking awkwardly with stiffness in your legs akin to that of iconic 80’s character Robo-Cop.
This usually happens the day after exercising after having not done so in a while.
Other causes may include not stretching properly, or sitting down in an odd position for a long period of time.
“Hey dude why are you walking funny?”

“ Went for a jog for the first time in ages last night, now I’m Robo-coping”.
by joffish August 4, 2010
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Closing the Windows

When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.
by TheDude127 April 15, 2009
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Cooping

The act of being loud, obnoxious, and incredibly awkward in times when there is no need to
Often accompanied with a loud speaking voice
Bro, you need to stop Cooping so hard. Take it down a notch.
I tried to tell Brett what happened last night but Perry came in and started Cooping.
by unclekrackalacka November 7, 2010
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