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Clitoris

Men, if you fucking need this defined, please go back and apologize to every single woman you have ever slept with. This is basic information and is literally half the point of sex! Women are more than just a hole for you to cum in!
Guy 1: this girl I screwed is mad that I didn't know what a clitoris is. What is it?
Guy 2: I'm gay and I've known that since middle school. How do you not know this?
Guy 1: I was too busy joking about you gay guys doing butt sex
Guy 2: *slaps him in the face and walks away*
by I Hate Stupid People! December 16, 2018
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clitorisination

the act of dreaming of a nice, good clitoris

clitoris+imagination=clitorisination
Why does Robby always have a boner?

-I dont know, must have clitorisinations.
by Sniff_that_glue December 6, 2010
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Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.
She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.
by azwonks October 24, 2016
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Clitorides

The Clitoris varies in size and thickness and I’ve never met one I didn’t love. Sometimes it hides and sometimes it doesn’t. Clitorides

You’ve gotta get your face in there to see what’s there.

If you’re looking for your own, that’s what selfies all about.
by bigwillyman May 29, 2018
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clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.
After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!
by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018
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Steroid Clitoris

When a male takes so many steroids their penis becomes the size of a clitoris
“babe get off the ‘roids your penis is becoming a steroid clitoris
by MingeMuncher3000 August 19, 2022
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Clitoris

Clitoris is the highest part of a woman's folds. It's the very tip of her pussy. When touched, rubbed, or licked it is known to give ladies quiet the amount of pleasure. It's one of the best places to make her come hard.
The blunt tip of his finger touched my clitoris, and I came again, harder than ever before.
by Some of cookie's crumbs August 25, 2015
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