Cris Crinkled

The wrinkle your butt gets when your pooping and a cockroach climbs up your butt

Aw man! I just got Cris crinkled by the cockroach! Shucks!

by cholsdi September 17, 2016

clinker

A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland

geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.

by jarlath January 11, 2006

crinkle puff

a crinkle puff is a crunchy snack, enjoyable for the whole family, mmmmmm. It is made from the great Canadian Maple Tree. A special, top secret syrup is extracted and formed into the great and amazing crinkle puff.

mmmmm that crinkle puff was goood.

I want your crinkle puff.

by jamie minklestyk January 21, 2008

Jimmy Crinkles

Jimmy Crinkle aka Jimmy Crinks refers to Crinkle cut french fries, typically those made by Chinese food restaurants and take-away eatery's. This is the way most blue-collar worker refer to they're crinkle cut french fries.

Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquire aka James McCrinkett are Crinkle cut french fries eaten by posh or rich folks. They enjoy Sir James McCrinkle Esquires ONLY with grey poupon mustard which they merely dip whilst raising they're pinky finger upward. This is a very distinguished activity of which only the exclusive and rich may be apart of.

"man stop hogging all the Jimmy Crinks!"

"I'll have 2 large orders of Jimmy Crinkles."

"Excuse me Lord Smithington but could you please pass the Sir James Walter McCrinkle Esquires, my palate is thirsting for desirables."

by Tony Marrocolla April 30, 2008

clinket

a piece of useless, obnoxious, or insulting information used to get on one's nerves

Saying to a giants fan: "Did you know? The giants have the worst record in the NFL."
The giants fan responds: "Man thats such a peice of clinket. I don't wanna hear that."

by rusassy November 20, 2010

clinker

the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.

"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."

by Bifidus February 21, 2012

Chris Crinkle

Chris Crinkle (Noun)
And inflatable Santa Clause lawn or roof onament that is partially or completely deflated.

Thanks to the neighbor kid's bb gun I am now the proud owner of Chris Crinkle.

by coctopus January 8, 2007