chump

A small furry animal that studies.

Studyin' is for chumps. Come hit up this reckless party with me instead.

by offamaprop February 25, 2009

Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

chump

Fibulator

3 humps... wow!!!!

*zing*

"Fibulator is such a three pump chump !"

by Owned April 7, 2005

chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 9, 2006

chump

basically a cocksucker

Davis Love III,

by E Peez April 25, 2004

chump

A combination of chest and dump. Refers to the act of taking a dump on someone's chest. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Dude, I totally took a chump on her chest last night.
If he doesn't watch out, he's gonna get chumped.

by spxfootball77 September 28, 2008

chump pump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.

I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore

by athena2013 November 17, 2013