Possibly the world's most fascinating creature. Chud is an individual with a well cultivated imagination and powerful mind. ultimately, his name is short for Richard.
Noff: "Hey Chud"
Chud: "AAAH YOU'RE A FUCKING SKETCHY BASTARD!"
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!
Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"
Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?
Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
An erect penis that has had all pubic hair shaved from around it (including scrotum). Normally achieved with an electric shaver as opposed to a manual razor, to give a stubbly feel.
A multi-purpose word generally used to describe someone who is a douche-bag.
Jesse: Hey Marc, don't you just hate those guys that perpetuate stupid slang terms that no one uses?
Marc: Oh yeah, those chuds!
Jesse: What's a chud?
Marc: Well, you know... god! You guys have no culture!