avoiding all contact with the outside world. Sitting in your bed watching David Dobrik and Todd fight over who gets to have children with Natalie. Also watching an overwhelming number of TikTok videos. Also looking like a rotten idiot sandwich.
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Get the Croning mug.when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023
Get the cooning around mug.by ben June 5, 2003
Get the crowning mug.The act of ejaculating so much onto a woman that she is completely covered in semen. In this sex practice, however, unlike bukkake the female will not clean herself off (She won't be able to if you're a real man, anyways) and will become wrapped in a 'Cocoon' of hardening cum, unable to move, or even breathe.
The male (Or Herm) will do this Solo and will repeat this process onto the cocooned victim as much as possible until the female is not visible.
Suggested to practice against walls, floors, or even ceilings (The last being most difficult. Like standing, the cum will drip downwards thanks to gravity and only a slight portion of her will be covered.)
The act of doing this to multiple persons is called Hive Cocooning
The male (Or Herm) will do this Solo and will repeat this process onto the cocooned victim as much as possible until the female is not visible.
Suggested to practice against walls, floors, or even ceilings (The last being most difficult. Like standing, the cum will drip downwards thanks to gravity and only a slight portion of her will be covered.)
The act of doing this to multiple persons is called Hive Cocooning
(A conversation about Cocooning)
Person A: "So, did you hook up with Cindy last night?"
Person B: "Hell yeah, man. I was saving up all month to Cocoon her."
Person A: "So?"
Person B: "Living room, left corner, I can't even see her anymore."
Person A: "So, did you hook up with Cindy last night?"
Person B: "Hell yeah, man. I was saving up all month to Cocoon her."
Person A: "So?"
Person B: "Living room, left corner, I can't even see her anymore."
by \/olpe May 15, 2010
Get the Cocooning mug.when a man (not a jew) pulls his foreskin over an unsuspecting persons nose...works well when tea bagging is in consideration aswell...there u go guys!!!
by Ben Alsbury November 2, 2007
Get the cacooning mug.one person on their knees in the middle of a circle-jerk of 3 or more guys waiting as they all bust their nuts on his/her head
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