Christopher

Christopher is the funny and most dirty minded guy you will ever meet. They play around and joke probably non intentionally hurting ur feelings plenty of times. But after a while of knowing him you can all the sudden talk to him, he usually only goes by Chris and doesn’t except Christopher. If you talk to him long enough and he finds u funny or fun, he will give u his number or snap, it doesn’t matter if u have a boyfriend, he will be the most intimate as a friend can be. He will give large hints if he likes u but deny it when asked. He is never the one to admit his feelings first. If u date him, ur very lucky and stick around and be patient because he will do anything sexual with u EXCEPT KISS within the first few days. After a while he does get comfortable and will start kissing u on his own. And he does a lot more than kissing when u let him. Sometimes even when u don’t let him as long as he knows u find it funny. He will only really talk in person and doesn’t text or call much. He is extremely aggressive and acts like he hate contact with people, which he does for the most part, but he is a HUGE cuddler. He’s like a teddy bear. He will tease you as well. He’s such a pretty boy and he’s so sweet when he wants to be.

Annalise: omg I love him, he’s such a cuddler but he’s so introverted.

Friend: is it a Christopher..?

Annalise: you know it! He’s all mine.

by Suck on this anna December 13, 2021

Christopher

Synonymous with angel. He is amazing in every sense of the word! Everything he touches exudes awesome! He pours his heart and soul into all that he does. He excels at work, a true leader....always willing to get his hands dirty. He’s literally a genius. He’s a giver! He’s kind....he literally will give the shirt/jacket off of his back to those in need! He’s an animal lover...particularly horses and bull dogs. He is dedicated to his family and friends. He’s brutally honest! He’s loyal! He’s hilarious! Multifaceted, he aims to please! And he’s so so sexy and hot! He has beautiful mesmerizing eyes that you want to stare into all day and night while he makes sweet passionate love to you (of course he’d call it something else).

To achieve enlightenment on Earth, one must engage with a Christopher.

by NikkiJay March 25, 2019

Christopher

Christopher is an outstanding person. He’s intelligent, funny, handsome, and very loving. If you’re an person that he loves very much, he’ll around the world and back to make you happy. Although he’s very intelligent, he’ll make choices that aren’t exactly the smartest. Overall, Christopher is an Outstanding person!

Person 1: Are you friends with Christopher ?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: How is he?
Person 4: He’s one-of-a-kind

by 2SHeIsTy July 3, 2022

Christopher

Actually a David without glasses.

Yo, Vlad, who is that kid over there?
It's Christopher, you know David just without glasses eh!

by wanking December 12, 2016

Christopher

Christopher is and always a awesome person. Shows off to his friends but is kind to people that he cares about. Christopher is a serious person but if you know him deep down, he is caring loving and your best friend. He puts a smile on your face when you are down. Even though he is busy at times he always think of his loved ones! If I were to give someone that spreads courage, it would be him. He shows he cares through the words he says and the actions he makes. Sometimes, he makes wrong choices to somethings but when he really wants something done he sticks to it. Christopher is a keeper if you find one. He also warns your heart when down and makes stupid jokes but honestly regrets if he hurts someone. Don’t get upset if he makes a joke about you, he is teasing you cause he loves you deeply or he just really cares for you! He makes and creates dirty jokes and he makes the best puns ever! Christopher is a great friend to have and Best friend!! Also Christopher is passionate to what he does and he is quit a gentle man. He flirts with you and hopefully he sees that you like it and continues. He also melts your heart and makes you feel safe! Christopher is the best person to know when you need a friend!

I love my Christopher because he is always there

by Sweet cake Liz September 7, 2018

Christopher

An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.

Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"

Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."

James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"

James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"

Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."

by 151yum March 8, 2009

Christopher

If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball

My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball

by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019