Someone who is very caring, even though he might seem distant at times. He will support you with everything that you do and love you unconditionally. If you have a Christopher as a boyfriend, stay with him. Times might seem rough, but it will get better because of his personality and the vibes he gives off.
Girl: Man, I have the best bf.
Boy: Aww that's great.
Girl: Thanks Christopher is rly the best.
Boy: Christophers get all of the ladies with their charming personality..
by HoHoHo69 December 26, 2019
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He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.
dude youre actually so unhealthy not even jesus can save you man dont be christopher
by madamliang May 16, 2023
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Synonymous with angel. He is amazing in every sense of the word! Everything he touches exudes awesome! He pours his heart and soul into all that he does. He excels at work, a true leader....always willing to get his hands dirty. He’s literally a genius. He’s a giver! He’s kind....he literally will give the shirt/jacket off of his back to those in need! He’s an animal lover...particularly horses and bull dogs. He is dedicated to his family and friends. He’s brutally honest! He’s loyal! He’s hilarious! Multifaceted, he aims to please! And he’s so so sexy and hot! He has beautiful mesmerizing eyes that you want to stare into all day and night while he makes sweet passionate love to you (of course he’d call it something else).
To achieve enlightenment on Earth, one must engage with a Christopher.
by NikkiJay March 26, 2019
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Christopher is one of the best people you will ever meet. One you get to know him he's the most funniest, best person to talk to. Whenever your alone with him you will feel butterflies in it tummy and it's a good thing. Chris is super hot and knows how to handle things properly. Get to know and Chris and you will love your life.
christopher is one of the best people you were ever meet he will warm up your heart and whatever you're alone with him get the chance to talk to him about everything you possibly can because he makes sure you're all right whenever you feel like you're not he always makes you feel safe and whenever you are at you're lowest he always makes you feel like you're at your highest life with him as amazing and honestly if you get your hands on across cherish in the river and never let him leave he may try to that whatever you do don't let him because he will always know how to make you feel like you will love you with all his heart so never ever let him go
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by Chris Docherty king June 28, 2022
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Someone who is named Christopher is usually a fucking moron and thinks the world revolves around them they also like big black men and look like they just came out the ghettos
Oh hey it’s the fucking misfit Christopher I bet his dick is tiny”
by Chris likes men March 24, 2022
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Christopher is the funny and most dirty minded guy you will ever meet. They play around and joke probably non intentionally hurting ur feelings plenty of times. But after a while of knowing him you can all the sudden talk to him, he usually only goes by Chris and doesn’t except Christopher. If you talk to him long enough and he finds u funny or fun, he will give u his number or snap, it doesn’t matter if u have a boyfriend, he will be the most intimate as a friend can be. He will give large hints if he likes u but deny it when asked. He is never the one to admit his feelings first. If u date him, ur very lucky and stick around and be patient because he will do anything sexual with u EXCEPT KISS within the first few days. After a while he does get comfortable and will start kissing u on his own. And he does a lot more than kissing when u let him. Sometimes even when u don’t let him as long as he knows u find it funny. He will only really talk in person and doesn’t text or call much. He is extremely aggressive and acts like he hate contact with people, which he does for the most part, but he is a HUGE cuddler. He’s like a teddy bear. He will tease you as well. He’s such a pretty boy and he’s so sweet when he wants to be.
Annalise: omg I love him, he’s such a cuddler but he’s so introverted.

Friend: is it a Christopher..?

Annalise: you know it! He’s all mine.
by Suck on this anna December 14, 2021
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