Chrismahanakwanzica

Christmas, Hannuka, and kwanzaa put together in one word

Happy Chrismahanakwanzica!!!
(used when you dont know what holiday people celebrate or when having a holiday party)

by Nicolla December 21, 2008

Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh

A combination of many Christmastime holidays. Used to make fun of cultural diversity.

I'm gonna go celebrate Christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh! Get out the lights, menorah, and we'll start the fasting!

by ACRussell January 14, 2007

Chrismas

The month of February is celebrated as Chrismas. The 20th is known as Chrismas Day.

I can’t wait for Chrismas it’s the best month of the year especially Chrismas Day no holiday compares.

by Sup girls February 2, 2019

ChrisMoore

A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.

I met a ChrisMoore last night....what a faggot

by IHateChrisMoore May 15, 2013

Chrismyass

A more modern and less courteous way of saying Bah humbug. A phrase used to show disdain, disinterest, frustration or general irritation with the holiday season. When you can't stand being around insane crowds, bad drivers, fake cheeriness and stupidly decorated houses any more, just yell it at everyone.

Cratchit: Hey neighbor! Have some Christmas cookies! Merry Christmas!
Scrooge: Your wife's cookies suck, your house looks like the holidays vomited on it, and I don't like your family. Chrismyass.

by calvinke December 29, 2010

chrismassacre

a christmas that is ruined or a christmas massacre.

last year we had a chrismassacre

by eric diamsay October 2, 2006