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chirpsing

Yeah, I found him chirpsing my gal, cha!
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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chirpy

He was chirpy this morning, don't you think?
by Amanuet July 29, 2005
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chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.
1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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Chirping

1.To insult someone
2. To have an insult battle
3. To burn somone
"Griffin is Chirping Alex"
by Tech_Mage March 22, 2013
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Chomp Job

When you are recieving a blowjob the person giving said blowjob bites the the head and/or foreskin of the penis.
Luke: Oh damn did you hear Lacie gave Kash a chomp job?

Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.

Gesus: Yeah, I know.
by James Griffoth October 5, 2009
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Dirty Chirpse

When someone is blatently flirting with a member of the opposite sex.

Also known as DC or Diet Coke
Boy: Youre looking so fit today
Girl: Oh, thanks.

Rest of group: ERRRRR DC DC Dirty Chirpse! Got any diet coke left over?
by bennasher March 7, 2010
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Chomp Game

Verbal game played with at least 2 people.
Joking game played with friends.
Saying something obviously wrong to make someone jump in and correct you with the right answer.
Object of game is to get the other person(s) to bite on the hook (joke).
Rules: There are 3 rules.
1: you can make the person your playing the joke on "Chomp".
2: the person who you are playing the joke on can reverse it back to you. (Reverse Chomp)
3: the person you are playing the joke on say "No Chomp"
Points can be awarded for every Chomp and Double points to anyone who "Reverse Chomps" the Person playing the joke.
No points are awarded for a "No Chomp"
Can be played for Points, Drinks, Arm Punches or just Bragging Rights.
Here are some Examples of the Chomp Game:

(Chomper) “Hey Kid, I can't get a ride from the Airport to your house. Can you come pick me up?" (Chompee)"Yeah I’ll be right there"
(Goes out to his can and your standing in front of it.)CHOMP
(Chomper)"Hey Duke, I drank the last beer!" (Chompee)"No way! I bought 2 cases!"(Goes to the Fridge and sees a lot of beer) CHOMP

Changing every clock in the house and telling your sleeping brother who just went to sleep 1 hour ago after a night of partying that it's time to get up and take you to the Airport. If he gets out of bed and gets dressed and is ready to take you then that’s a CHOMP.

Examples: Reverse Chomp

(Chomper)"I got tickets to Van Halen dude! (Chompee)"I got tickets too in the 8th row sec D!" Chomper(now Chompee)"Awh man you really got tickets?!" Chompee(now Chomper)"REVERSE CHOMP DUDE!"

(Chomper)"Yo man your car is stolen" (Chompee)" NO WAY!!" "WHERE IS IT!!!?” Chomper (now Chompee)"HA ha" "its right over here dude" (Car really now missing) "Dude where's your car?" "I moved it right HERE!" Chompee (Now Chomper) "Ha HA I moved it some where else when you weren't watching" "REVERSE CHOMP!!"

Examples: No Chomp

(Chomper)Hey it's 2:00 o'clock we better go (really only 1 o'clock)
(Chompee)NO Chomp

(Chomper) "Dude my plane's going to be late due to weather"
(Chompee)"No Chomp" "I called the Airlines and your flight is on time"
by Marcello Trejo February 14, 2008
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