Chode Britches

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

chorephobia

The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.

When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."

by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Chöben

This is a place filler word that can mean anything. It can be a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun...etc.

This lecture is very chöben (boring)

Eat this its chöben (good)
What are you chöbening (doing) right now?

by Jrobs June 14, 2016

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Go Commit Chores

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof

Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022

Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011