Snow Cheetah

A mystical creature known to reside primarily in the mountainous region surrounding Telluride, Colorado. While there have been no confirmed sightings, witnesses have testified to encountering the Snow Cheetah's trademark massive pawprints, which have been known to be as wide as your neighborhood punchbuggy. These massive paws are the rumored source of the Snow Cheetah's speed on snow. Studies indicate that, like those furry fucking rabbits, these paws have evolved and increased their furriness to complement is massively furry physique, allowing it to bound effortlessly through fresh powder. It is believed to be the most powerful creature on the planet; nothing has ever survived an encounter with a snow cheetah. The combination of its amazing strength and speed has given the Snow Cheetah a reputation for wiping out small villages and decimating civilian populations. Research indicates there may be a connection between the Snow Cheetah and such events as the extinction of the dinosaurs, Krakatoa, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Hurricane Katrina, Chernobyl, 9/11, and AIDS. While their numbers are uncertain, it is believed that fewer than five may exist. Speculations persist that only one Snow Cheetah may be born per century due to the immense food intake required to fuel its voracious appetite. They produce asexually because their genes are perfect and no further evolution is needed.

-Yo bra, I'm gonna head up to Telluride to shred some sweet powder.

-Watch out for those fucking Snow Cheetahs.

by MRob Enterprises December 25, 2009

Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004

Cheetah girl stupid

Feeling extremely embarrassed, stupid, or in shame during or after viewing the Cheetah Girls 3 movie. Can also be used in any other context when feeling extreme embarrassment, stupidity, or shame.

Jay felt Cheetah girl stupid after he saw his best friend and mom doing the Stanky Leg in the school parking lot.

by LCortez13 May 11, 2009

Hot Cheeto girl

A hot Cheeto girl is typically in high school who thinks she’s a baddie. She usually has dark hair, edges, and long acrylics. (Don’t forget the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers) Her common phrases are “Ayo best friend” “ fight me” “PERIODT”

The Hot Cheeto girl tried to pull a girls ponytail out today for look at her best friend.

by Anonymous 1335544999 October 8, 2019

Cheeto Jack

(n., adv.) Giving/receiving a hand job with Cheeto residue on the business hand(s).

The first time I got a Cheeto Jack was after my babysitter and I shared a bag of Cheetos. When my mom discovered the Cheeto dust in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwear she about shit.

by Cheeto Jack1 January 9, 2013

cheeto

a girl who goes to the tanning salon too much and now looks orange, like a cheeto

karen looks like a big cheeto

by ummyeah September 12, 2006

Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.

Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.

by gangar5599 May 28, 2017