Cheesus

A portmanteau of the terms "mom cheese" and "Jesus", i.e. a mother who always supports her kids, despite the fact that they may be fukin bastards.

I was locked up last week, but Cheesus came to my rescue yet again.

by livefreediedirty May 4, 2021

Cheesus

Cheesus is our Grate lord. He summons cheese down from the heavens. This can also be used as an exclamation.

"Thank Cheesus. it's raining cheese!"

by WizzardLord September 4, 2021

Cheesus Day

A day which takes place on October 14th called Cheesus Day to commemorate Cheesus

“Did you know it’s cheesus day today?”

Damn bro let’s celebrate

by kiraqueendaisanobakudan October 14, 2021

Cheesus

Cheesus is a all omnipotent omniscient and omnibeneverlent being of pure cheese who answers all you cheese prayers

Are you worried about cheese no I talked to cheesus

by Alistair_or_not February 14, 2022

Cheenius

When you discover a new type of cheese, and you think it is genius.

Omg, i just made a cheenius discovery!

by 2N2222 December 7, 2022

cheeseUSSR

The political party of the cheeseliens(thr habitants of the cheese planet) were everyone is treated "equally"

Cheessia's ( An eastern country in the cheese planet) is a cheeseunist ( Communist like people on earh say) country. This is why its called the cheeseUSSR

by Very Cool Guy named Mat January 11, 2024

melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

by toast <3 x May 31, 2011