cheese dick

Someone who is very greedy with their stuff and hardly ever shares. The Jude of person who leaves a note telling sombody that it is theirs. Wether it is tasty food (like cookie dough for example) or a new game they bought.

"Dude Dennis is such a cheese dick with his stuff"

by Bo brown nose May 24, 2014

Cheese Dick

n.1)man who has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection

n.2)silly person that looks foolish

1) Aw man, I'm such a cheese dick. That girl I was bangin had some cottage cheese lookin shit in her hooha.
2)Look at that cheese dick buying the Mariah Carey album.

by the Barbie twins August 20, 2004

cheese dick

An uncircumsized male.
Named due to the smegma or 'cheese' that gathers under and around the foreskin.

Yuk...Glad Im not a cheese-dick.

by Diego November 4, 2003

cheeseydick

cheeseydick is a type of weed, cheese crossed with moby dick

excuse me sir could i buy some cheeseydick

by boonking July 6, 2011

cheese dick nigga

when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again

damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga

by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019

Cheetodick

Young adult above the age 18 living in their mothers basement doing nothing but eating cheetos and jacking off and playing call of duty , they are easily spotted by there orange dick and excellent online gaming skills and wicked kill death ratio

God dammit that fucking cheetodick killed me again !

by Brianjoseph3054 May 7, 2017

cheese dick

a man who complains about something, when it is his own fault.

Would you like some wine to go along with your cheese dick?

by not a cheese dick February 28, 2011