Cheeky Wank

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).

She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.

by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010

Double cheeked up on a Thursday

It stated from a video a man saw someone who was double cheeked up specifically on a Thursday

Damn nigga , what you doing out here with all this ass double cheeked up on a Thursday the sun still out my nigga.

by banakin July 14, 2020

cheeky ned

n. A particular breed of ned or chav who, instead of being plain aggressive and threatening, is full of bravado and chooses instead to shout witticisms at passers-by. Favourites include:
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)

Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.

Cheeky ned (at bus stop at 2 in the morning with bottle of Buckfast) : Whit you lookin' at?
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005

Cheek Smashing

When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.

John's girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him last night so he resorted to cheek smashing her.

by Bodaciouss May 1, 2011

cheezburger

the ultimate desire of lolcats

I can has cheezburger?

by LukeJH August 16, 2007

Cheeky Pint

An impromptu pint of beer, unplanned and executed in between or after existing obligations, the having of which is often later denied.

'Pint' is often substituted with the intended volume of Cheekys to be consumed, or dropped completely when used in an informal, familiar environment.

Fancy a Cheeky Pint?

Let's go for a Cheeky.

It's 3 o'clock, time for a Cheeky Six.

by Tumeke Jones October 24, 2008

Cheeks clapped

The act of having sex and making a girls ass cheeks produce a clapping sounds

Yo bro, my girl Mariana wanted to have her cheeks clapped last night so she hit me up to ask me if she could come over. That shit was banging!

by KingJuli@n12 December 17, 2019