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Che Guevara

A revolutionary who had the thoughts of the people on his mind. He did not wish to bring dictatorship to the world, like that shithead Josef Stalin did, but followed the true ideals of Karl Marx every step of the way, believing that all people are equal.

Was killed by the CIA and betrayed by Fidel Castro, who turned Cuba into the festering shithole that it is today.
Che Guevara is an inspiration to true socialists all over the world, who want to see change. It's time to fight back against the imperialistic desires of American Capitalism, and Capitalism worldwide. Against globalization! Against a global institution of dictatorship! Workers of the world, UNTIE!!
by Fade October 12, 2003
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Che Guevara

Communist Revolutionary that sadly was born on the wrong planet. Communism will never work with Human beings because we are competitive and greedy by nature. We cannot work as ants do in a hive (Even though they have a queen, they are pure communist, just watch a colony one day and you'll see) for the pure benefit of all man, if we don't have some kind of immediate benefit (money, fame, etc) nothing will get done. The only reason most countries have stayed communist is because of their very opressive military prescence on their streets. Capitalism is, unfortunately, the way of Humans and monarchy is also very popular. People WANT to be told what to do by someone smarter than them, they want to buy stuff, they want to worship paper and metal, thats how it is.
Poor Che Guevara, if ony he knew
by The Joe Murray December 28, 2005
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Che guevara

One of the most influentional revolutionaries of the 20th century. Ernesto Guevara was born in Argentina. He had ancestors from Ireland. he suffered from mostly all his life. He loved rugby. The studied to b and doctor and soon got his medical degree. He was especially curious about the people who suffered from leprasy. In his early 20s he took a motorcycle ride throughout most of the countires in south america. He saw many of the textiles and beautiful natural resourse his latino countries had, but wondered how they were being robbed of what they could really produce. He then meet a young peruvian woman who then they studied Marx and lenin and many other socialist reformists. He got married then had 5 kids. He then fled to mexico city where most political exiles fled to during that time. There he meet castro who wanted to over throw the bautista dictatorship in cuba. The regime was secretly benifitin the U.S. government and the cuban hated bautista. Che went with castro to cuba. After fighting for about 5 years and Guevara moving up in rankings the revolution was won in 1959. Che momtivated the people to stop the imperialism in there country and then they started to stop all the bussinesses owned by the U.S. ( gas stations, fast food, clothing stores) They kept it for the people which s what socialism is. The U.S. then got pissed and formed a blockade not sending any imports since then. Geuvara didn't giva a fuck. He didn't want cuba just to produce sugar canes. So he started to agricult many new crops not used before in that land. A few years later he felt like he needed to keep doing his revolutions around the world to stop the yankeee imperialism. In 1965 he left for the zaire or the congo. There he tried to start a revolution againt mostly beglium controlled terrortry. He wasn't succesful. He felt the soliders were badly trained and in need of much discipline. He then left and went back to cuba for awhile. He asked castro for some soliders to fight in south america. He then went to bolivia which is surrounded by 5 other countries and would be good to start a revolution.when he got there to the jungle not much of what Castro had promised to send was there. also some russian help wasn't there. The bolivian cummunist fighters were to fuckin pussy and didn't come to help guevara when they said they would. Always debated Castro some what desserted guevara because he was gettin to popular or because castro only cared about cuba. Later in the fight much undernumbered and many of his soliders to week and distro about his recent mother's death and faliure in the congo Guevara was captured. He was then held hostage in a remote young run down school by a solider. They then gave to the order to shot him because the bolivians which were trained by the fuckin U.S. Green baretts who fought in the korean and vietnam war ( becuse such a revolution wouldn't benifit the U.S. from conrtolling those south american countries) killed him because they didn't want any prisoners. His body was then put on display but his message is lived out through out the world.
the imperialism is whats keepin the south americans countires under developed and 3rd world had che guevara lived bush wouldnt be here
by Da Troof December 28, 2005
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Thai Che

The act of pokeing one repeatedly with all four fingers.
THAI CHE!! and run at one with hands ready
by Mikeyjames February 6, 2007
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Lee-Ché

The name Lee-Ché is a female name. Many people don't have this name and this exact spelling. Lee-Ché is girl/lady/women that is very different to many girls. She's a very adventurous person. Sometimes she is very quiet but she's a very happy person. She tries her best to make other people happy than herself, which means that she cares more for other people than herself but she is a very kind, loving, and trustworthy person and she only shows herself to people she's more close to.

Lee-Ché is very creative and smart too. She learns things very quickly and has a very bad temper that only comes out when she can't control it no more. Lee-Ché a very excellent friend to have, moment with a person named Lee-Ché is one of the best memories you could ever have.
Lee-Ché is a joyful, loving, caring, creative and an amazing and adventurous person.
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Victor Che

The most underappreciated LEGEND in SUIS-Gubei. He created the Thought Bubble Philosophy Club. One of the best well-known incidents was when he finished his Chinese PG Exam, he went to Pizza Hut (OP (原批) refers to low IQ players of Genshin Impact) with Tim Kong, Peter Liu, Andy Qian, Tee Guan, etc.
Victor Che is shwieuyr sfhifwahier.
by Genshin impact artist September 8, 2022
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Che Jim

Indigenous actor, entertainer, comedian, & influencer.
Che Jim has over 1 million followers on TikTok.
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