chinkasaur

1) n. A semi-offensive reference to an older/elderly Asian person.

2) v. To do as an older/elderly Asian would do.

1) Damn! That chinkasaur almost cut me off!

2) Yeah, man. You just got chinkasaured.

by We will never give out your email address. September 16, 2008

chanka

A mystical creature that takes its victims soul and drains it so it becomes stronger

The Chanka took my soul and became more powerful.

by Bluhaymouse May 25, 2016

las vegas chainsaw

When one sexual partner puts a roll of quarters into the other's anus, then places a string of anal beads into aforementioned anus. The partner then pulls the anal beads out, causing the quarters to come out like a slot machine.

Her butt hurts after her boyfriend did the Las Vegas Chainsaw on her last night.

by Edward Scizzorhands December 29, 2007

Chinkaboo

1. A Chink that thinks that he/she is black, gangster, or hood.

2. A Jigaboo-Chink swirl.

3. The product of anal sex between a Chink and a Jigaboo.

1. Look at that Chinkaboo tryin to eat watermelon with chopsticks.

2. I don't know what's more fucked up on that chinkaboo; his huge lips or his chinky eyes.

3. I asked that chinkaboo to give me my fortune, but he just said "I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass" and went back to polishing his buddah statue.

4. That chinkaboo's lips are so big, you'd think his flapping gums would blind his squinty eyes!

(At the hospital)

Nurse: PUSH PUSH!

Mother:AHHHHH!

Nurse: Damn. What the hell is this thing?

Mother: CHINKABOO! PUT IT BACK!

White Father: Don't look at me!

by Asian Driver123456 March 5, 2009

Oily Chainsaw

While in the midst of coitus with the female partner being taken from behind the male applies a liberal amount of lubrication to the entrance of the female's rectum. The male then proceeds to insert a string of anal beads into the rectum of his partner. As the man climaxes he concurrently removes the beads in one quick motion. In a manner similar to starting a chainsaw. The resulting effect is a noise resembling the starting of an oily chainsaw which sprays oil in the immediate vicinity.

Bro 1: "What was that noise last night from your room?"
Bro 2: "Oh, that was me giving Lilly an oily chainsaw. God the smell was terrible and now I have to repaint my wall."

by Dicken Skags September 20, 2010

Chainman

The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.

Chainmen tend to be:

1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods

or

2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.

Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:

- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks

- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)

- Following orders from the surveyor

- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents

- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation

See chainy

Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"

by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011

chinkanimal

any Chinese person living in China who has zero morals, zero maners and zero code of conduct. In other words close to 99.999999% of the male population of China. Usually male, but always recites the three brainwashed maxims - Taiwan is a renegeade province, China has never had a war of agression, and China has 5000 years of "culture".

Did you see that chinkanimal walking by with his man-purse under his arm and muttering about 5,000 years of Chinese history under his breath while he went to a hotel with a 14 year old girl while his 42 year old wife waited for him at home?

by Tell the truth Tony September 4, 2006