Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Chalking

When you're talking to a girl trying to hook up. This was a word used in the late 80's to early 90's in Tanpa mainly in the West Tanpa area

Look at Arenie chalking on that girl thinking he's gonna hook up.

by LiL Pluto August 24, 2025

chankings

The imminent threat of a liquid bowel movement.

I had Taco Bell about an hour ago, I feel the chankings coming on.

by Pickle Ron October 2, 2025

Like-Chaining

Like Chaining: Going on a website such as ILike or something, and reading through at least 500 or more phrases that you actually do like, and then realizing how long you've been sitting at your computer just liking random shit.

Jennifer- Kirsten, I thought we were going to go to Zumiez today!!

Kirsten- Sorry, mate, was like-chaining as soon as I got home from the concert..

Jennifer- You're an addict.

by Mama Cosma February 19, 2011

video chaining

The act of watching one video after another from each newly created list of suggested videos.

I was video chaining for three hours on YouTube last night.

by borkul May 28, 2016

Corn-chaining

Eating undigested corn from faeces, then repeating this process in a chain of different people until said corn is digested.

A: I think I'm just going to do some corn-chaining with the family this weekend.
B: Nice. I had a 7-man corn-chain going last month.

by ChewCracker October 7, 2020

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021