Rusty Cello

It is the same as the Rusty Violin, except the user is of larger stature.

Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Cello

Big dick because cellos are big.

She blow that dick like a cello.

by $upreme Jonatan June 11, 2017

Shred the Cello

A four-piece Weezer cover band out of Liverpool, UK.

A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."

by Googlemaps October 1, 2009

Playing the Cello

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.

1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

blue cello

A sexual position by which a man is held in choke hold from behind by his partner while simultaneously being jacked-off.

The two performed the blue cello flawlessly until John passed out from asphyxiation.

by nayr onibmag September 29, 2013

cellophone

an early model of phone attached to a string and connected the wall

Mary picked up the cellophone, as it was ringing.

by EatSpicyPies November 29, 2017

to play the weird cello

to give someone a handjob

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on

by tala November 24, 2003