Edward Cullen

A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.

"EDWARD CULLEN SPARKLED SO MUCH I CREAMED MYSELF"

by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009

Celene

The nicest girl ever, naturally pretty. Has the most contagious smile, and is possibly the greatest friend to have. Anyone that is friends with her is lucky to have her in their life. She doesn't realize how good of a person she truly is, and is definitely under appreciated. But loves compliments. o and has a dark side, bc shell fuck u up if u hurt her or her friends.

Celene, what a champ.

by Lexington Stealflex September 2, 2011

Edward Cullen

1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.

Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.

2) To look like a flaming faggot.

1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)

Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"

Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"

2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen

by BadassDude June 29, 2009

celenemy

A celebrity who you've never met, but you have incredible hatred for, to the point you consider them an enemy, whether it's because they've wronged you personally or because you can't stand them as a person, and every time you turn the TV on you see their stupid face grinning back at you.

Wil Wheaton was Sheldon's celenemy on The Big Bang Theory.

by thisisScoMan May 14, 2010

Celiene

A girl who's crazy,quirky,weird,super loyal,and is probably a munchkin dating a guy named Ethan who is her world and taller than her she's super sweet and extra nice to those who show her respect and can cook,is a gamer,and has dimples 😁😃😄😊

Wow that girl Celiene looks perfect with Ethan they are so meant to be and perfect for each other.

by ThatGirlDatingEthan:-) March 8, 2015

Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Cellepsy

When cellphone is on vibrate, most people forget it. This is defined by the surprise on their face, odd body movements, stopping in the middle of speech, or jumping. outbursts of noise are also common.

"He got bad cellepsy when his phone went off under his nuts"

by Dillon Mills July 26, 2007