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Camal Jockey

A person who races Camels for the animal's breeder / owner. Camel Jockey's are usually small children in the Arabic / Persian regions.
I've decided its best we find another Camel Jockey this time.
by Fowler June 8, 2004
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Nacho Camacho

A short, hunched over Mexican. Commonly found with a sustained injury to one or both arms causing gorilla-like movements. Found in the caves of Mexico, these Nacho Camacho's flourish. They do best in damp, dark, cold places. They have a offensively powerful breath that repels any non-Camacho being. Once believed to have only fed off of things found beneath rocks, they also enjoy a daily helping off a local Taco Truck. Unable to learn any 1 language, they rely on hand movements to communicate. Often, you will find, the hand movements rarely mean what they are indicated to. It can take years to learn how to converse with a Nacho Camacho, but it is indeed possible.

Much like their ancestors, considering very little evolutionary change, Nacho Camacho's are believed to be "dug up" rather then "born". Closely related to the Mexican ground mole, they do not develop eyesight until mid-life. They will they discover the world above ground and will search for food and living necessities for their family. Once they have collected enough rations for a new generation, they will continue their lives underground in a cave and wait for the next few decades to preserve absolute cave-dwelling tradition.
"Oh boy! That Nacho Camacho's breath sure did bowl me over!"

"HEY BOB! QUICK! Duck before that Nacho Camacho opens his mouth!"

"As soon as the Nacho Camacho placed his order to the taco truck, the truck was instantly engulfed in flames."

"Lois, RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE HUM-ACH IS COMING!"
by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010
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Dirty Camacho

To do the grown up (make the sex) with an onion soup smelling mexican
Lezza: "You smell onion soup?"
Kate: "Sssshh...Gabi was fuckin a mexican"
Lezza:"eww..dirty camacho"
by Dizzzid November 30, 2009
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Calmar

A boring ass alcoholic hillbilly ghost town south of Edmonton Alberta. It is the most boring place on earth. There is absolutely nothing to do except get drunk, stoned, or leave town. Never come here. (Unless you have something entertaining to offer)
Calmar, Alberta, Canada; Thorsby, Ab, Can; Warburg, Ab Can; etc
by p0ptart01 April 8, 2009
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cahman

filipino slang (v)
cah-man |kammen|
an affirmative response in agreement to a question, statement and/or a given situation usually characterized by a slight movement of the fingers while both arms are partially extended forward
ALVIN: dude tags daw eh.. balita ko papaparty ka..
JOE: CAHMAN!!!
by Alvin Quizon February 13, 2008
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Camari

Someone u cannot trust
Hey Camari did u screenshot my messages?

Yes...

I told u not yo I’m blocking you
by Eirndeep’s daddy May 6, 2021
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Calmatose

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.
Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose
by DangRanger April 20, 2011
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