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canadashistory

An incredibly depraved sex act that includes moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
The most difficult part of this sex act is "getting it all in there".
So... You wanna come back to my place and explore canadashistory?
by TheCanfield February 4, 2010
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Joey from Canada

A nickname for the best electronic music producer and performer EVER: deadmau5.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.
America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!
by Joe Smith December 4, 2003
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The Origin of Canada

First there was moose, then there was internet, then it was complete.
The mobile moose started it all, eh? Ya eh, that was the origin of Canada.
by acanadian123 January 14, 2011
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canada

-Friendly, very well liked and respected all over the world.
-We don't have enemies like the our neighbours to the south.
-We really don't have a military but that's okay because we're generally known for our peacekeeping.
-We aren't arrogant,and we don't feel the need to start unnecessary wars.
-Canadian Beer, #1.
-Crime is substantially less than that of the US.
-Hockey, the best damn sport there is, is what we live and breathe.
-Universal Healthcare.
-Beautiful natural scenery everywhere you look.
-You can experience so many different cultures because Canada is very multi-cultural.
-For almost a decade, Canada was ranked number one in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey.

Bottom line is, there is no where else in the world I'd rather live.
I'm so proud to live in this great country.
I love Canada, and so does everyone else.
by j0813 March 11, 2005
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New Canada

That girl is from New Canada; the only things she knows are mosquitoes and hockey.
by jeromyrb March 3, 2011
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Canadas Pants

THE U.S.A!!!
Canada: Hey america!

USA: What? Leave me alone im being a fat lazy slob! What?

Canada: Thanks for being Canadas Pants !!!!

*highfives greenland*
by SKQHQ May 15, 2010
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