jake cardinal

he is a supper sexy guy

wow jake cardinal is so sexy id fuck him everyday

by jk all day June 11, 2011

galician cardinal

A bruise caused by being hit real hardwith a guy's penis.

Matt turkey slapped me so hard he left me a galician cardinal.

by Ram Rancher June 12, 2018

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

The Cardinal Way

A gay way of life that sun prairie high school tries to force on their students but the help of kurt the cardinal doesnt help for he is an ultra fag and the cardinal way is a waste of time. Go snort smarties

Friday january 28th: kurt the cardinal went around giving out smarties which most kids threw at each other or snorted.

Sandy: Dude The Cardinal Way is bullshit.
Patches: dude i know who listens to it its booty

by Ben Dover Mike Hunt Jack Meoff February 18, 2011

The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a drink consisting of red wine, Cherry Sourz and a dash of tabasco sauce. Made famous by Colin "The Cardinal" Hill each element is red to represent the fact Cardinal is actually a reddy colour. It is often consumed with milk and bread.

"Lets have ourselves a Cardinal"
"Oh no The Cardinal is the most disgusting drink ever"

by Colin H March 29, 2008

Miss cardinal

A RE teacher who doesn't believe in God odd however she is ssssssoooooooo lit she let's us watch Dr pill in class legend

Omg bro Yr so a miss cardinal

by The dark dude April 20, 2019

Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal

by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021