Cacoonpetence

Incompetent as fucking cocoons

What the fuck man! The level of fucking cacoonpetence in Trump’s administration is astounding!

Man what the fuck! Cleveland Browns has been cacoonpetent since ages now!

You know our country is cacoonpetent when Hilary and Donald win the primaries. What the fuck man!

by Asoniasonia April 20, 2018

cacoont

The mixture if a cunt, coon, and a cacoon, usually used to call a thing/person all 3 at once.

Hey Brayden, you're a cacoont!

by TheForgottenDruid May 14, 2018

Capron'n

When you knowingly tell a lie , the similar version of trumping but in a smoother, cheekier way.

Wow, I can't believe you were capron'n me the whole time.

by Thechef242 March 26, 2021

cadoon

The best username for discord

Cadoon is already taken

by Cadoon November 21, 2021

cabooner

ca-(old latin): around, about, approximately
-boon-: helpful, beneficial
-er: person

Cabooner: Lucky person, fortunate fella

He is such a cabooner who finds his way out in any condition.

by Nipponized December 18, 2021

cAkoon

a dumbahh brown kid who eats pubes

Yooooo that’s my brown fried cAkoon

by cAkoon June 26, 2022

Carooned

A word to describe someone who is fried up, fuffed mcguff, and swizled and swuzled. It is beyond simple terms like high, stoned, or buzzed. It is the human equivalent of an upside down kaleidoscope.

Alphonso is gone, man. He’s completely carooned right now.

by DSpotH8ter September 12, 2023