pleasure cannon

A mans penis, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. Also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!
Claire "My favourite ride is the pleasure cannon"
"He shot me with his pleasure cannon"
"My cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!"
by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006
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fart cannon

A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.
I hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.
by MikeNJ December 28, 2005
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man cannon

Draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!
by EddyGaluszka September 12, 2004
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cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick
mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon
by siccunt04 November 3, 2020
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cannon fodder

Usually soldiers who are used as "fodder" during an attack to use up enemy fire before launching an attack. Cannon Fodder is usually made up of useless units that are in-expensive.
Send in the peons against the archers first then follow up with our calvary.
by Demonghast June 30, 2003
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fart cannon

A huge ass muffler attached to small engines.
Honda Civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.
by mmx January 16, 2004
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