Cavern Black Metal

A sub-genre of Black Metal.
Charecterized by really lousy sound quality.
Primitive music and lyrics are usually present in Cavern Black Metal, but are not always a neccessity.

Most Cavern Black Metal bands are considered kvlt and tr00.

The name Cavern Black Metal is derived from the lousy sound quality, as though it has been recorded in a cave.

- OMG, have you listen to that kvlt band Sodomizers of Sodom?
- Nope, what do they play?
- Cavern Black Metal, what else?

by Svarog July 14, 2006

crap cavern

Something Joe gets A LOT!

Joe got a crap cavern after he dropped the soap.

by §arah April 1, 2003

logan calvert

a sexy mofo, massive cock and a lovely bloke, must smash

girl 1: omg logan calvert is so hot i want to blow him
girl 2: i agree he is so sexy

by imogens biggest hater April 5, 2021

Cavern Fungus

Hair on the less favorable areas of your body. (i.e. armpits, pubes, etc.)

David has the lightest blonde hair I've ever seen, but his cavern fungus is dark brown.

by Dread Pirate Longshanks September 12, 2010

Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.

I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket

by StogieMan February 1, 2023

Couple's Cavern

A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.

Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.

by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

Calvert Hall College

Whoever wrote that sucks and needs to stop bashing Bryn Mawr girls because even though yeah there are a lot of rich snotty bitches there, we are hott, and sorry we're just smarter than you cardinals...

Mawrtains are HOTT!!!!

by MAWRTIAN May 4, 2005