Lewis Capaldi

Top Shagger.

‘He’s a bit of a Lewis capaldi that lad’

by cneleh May 29, 2019

calmality

one word describing and event, the meaning follows - "when the calm evening wind breaks the the absolute silence and tranquility left in the wake of total devastation, restoring an awkward peace to the scarred land"

it has a similar meaning to the word calamity and i assume it was derived from it

And thus we witness calmality on this day.

by Marcell van der Sandt April 8, 2008

Carpal Tunnel

Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.

Girl: "Shit I'm getting cramp"
Boy: "It's just Carpal Tunnel bitch, get over it"

by dontlistentothem November 3, 2010

calapalooza

The reason for taking Calculus; for this one day, in which the class is divided into random teams and pitted against each other in events such as spinning around a bat 10 times and running to 1st base, throwing a frisbee (closes to the base wins), naming as many states starting with a particular letter, push-up contest, all in the pursuit of the ever elusive "VETO". An invention by Pat "G-man" Gallant.

"Today is Calapalooza, the most excellent day of the year."
"Sam Mayo made a fool of himself at Calapalooza yesterday, search "spinning mayo" on youtube to see for yourself."

by Cathesameluke July 11, 2007

Capalbo

A greasy haired person who is usually from the East Coast of the US.

Did you see the Capalbo in the swimming pool?

Yeah, he left an oil slick behind him.

What a Capalbo!

by CGmonkey August 22, 2012

Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2

Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.

by Sky September 13, 2007

callalynne

A true and loyal friend. Some one who will always have your back unless you screw her over. Warm and empathetic. Loves clothes and thinks a good pair of shoes is the most important piece of body gear.

My girlfriend is a real callalynne. Other girls just lover.

by Jane Huessy August 11, 2010