Calories

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night

by Eden953 May 14, 2015

calorific

High in calories, But tasty. See also - Carbolicious

"That Icecream is so Calorific!"

by The Mexican's Friend December 17, 2006

Calories

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.

by Monfoo May 8, 2017

three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

by jonbeazles August 23, 2004

Calorious

adj. Containing calories.

Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.

by Barbies March 15, 2011

Calorific

When you feel good and bad at the same time

I feel calorific

by PinkFsh January 22, 2020

Caloric Surplus

Eating a fuck ton of calories to maximize gains

Brad ate five burgers as he is in a "Caloric Surplus"

by 30000caloriesaday November 26, 2021