desmos graphing calculator

The most innovative calculator on the market. Prioritized my Mr. Asta and picked up by Gabrielle Zappia. Mr. asta has a cat named buster that he likes to smooch on zoom calls.

Lets plug this into desmos graphing calculator class.

by Cathe The Hoe October 15, 2020

Calocha

\"CALor en la chOCHA\". spanish for \"fire in the pussy\". used to describe a girl great in bed.

Lisa, yeah that chicks a calocha. she made me bust 3 times.

by midmorningstar April 26, 2005

calculus warrior wannabe

a calculus warrior with a casio calculator instead of a ti-83 or higher.

"God, your calculator sucks! Oh it's a casio! You calculus warrior wannabe!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Calculus

Calculus is a cruel and hard mistress. No one wants to do her because no one CAN do her. Except Chuck Norris. He can do her. Calculus is easy for him.

"Dude, did you do your calculus homework last night?"
"... We didn't have homework?"
"Chuck tester."

by DrakeS26 January 5, 2012

ap calc

The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.

I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!

by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014

Calculus

A branch of mathematics that is only useful for people trying to enter into certain fields of work, for the rest, it's completely useless. Sadly, universities in the United States require people in fields that have nothing to do with math to take this class in order to graduate, thus lowering there gpa, and making them seem less qualified as a result of a poor mark in a class that has nothing to do with their future career.

Dick: Ahhhh, so stressed!!!
Jane: whats wrong?
Dick: Ah nothing, just gotta a lot of calculus homework
Jane: Why are you taking calculus, aren't you trying to become a physical therapist?
Dick: Ya I am, but I have to take calculus in order to graduate.
Jane: Wow, that makes no sense

by tikwah April 6, 2011

calcoolus

A very cool class in which you get to learn calculus. It is the best math class ever! So much fun to learn derivatives and integrals. Most schools only offer calculus. Only certain teachers have the Intellic and fun loving nature needed in order to teach calcoolus.

I am so glad I go to a school that offers calcoolus.
Best math class ever is calcoolus, ofcourse I have only had bad math classes.

by CaylaCool September 13, 2016