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Callissa

Smart as hell and extremely pretty. 9.5/10 funny and respectful
I was with Callissa the other day and honestly I want to be with her forever.
by Rey1995 October 12, 2021
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Callisa

1) Literally magic. Like Gandalf, but a girl. :)
An old soul, the kind of person you only meet once in your life.

2) Doesn't crush on everyone, but once she does, she falls HARD. Has a soft spot for guys with names that start with J or N
3)Around 5ft 7, brown hair with strawberry blonde highlights, and green eyes. Has always wanted freckles

4 1/2)loves her family and friends, would Literally journey across Middle Earth to save them.

5)Loves musicals and the arts in general, would like to think she can sing. Can crack a good joke, only when you least expect it. Is low key in love with a baby grand piano. 3)Very peripatetic, and carries a notebook everywhere she goes. "Loves Jesus and her boyfriend too" Has gone beyond building castles in Spain only to find herself building entire worlds and languages in her imagination. J.R.R. Tolkein is most likely her inspiration. Given to random spouts of information and outlets for her addiction to the Victorian Era, mysteries, tea, and writing
7)Has a horrible memory, loves to be right. Like most girls, she's s insecure about her height, looks, and weight. surprisingly strong for a girl, addicted to running 5ks, relay races, and throwing Javelin.

8)Dreams Big, but loves home.. Loves Well, ut knows how to sling a good sarcastic comment, Feels Deeply but doesnt cry a whole bunch

9)Quite eccentric, would be wildly intelligent if she wasn't so habitually stupid
That Callisa is almost as hilarious as she is pretty

I wish Callisa would remember a thing I said

Does she not hear me? Must be a Callisa

"Callisa, you must have taken your cuteness pills today"

"A Callisa wouldn't know a good decision if it smacked her in the face"

A Callisa is someone whom you've never met, but you've already decided many things about

Anyone can be a Callisa. All you gotta do is act like a goof...and have a buttload of natural talent
by The1whogotAw_a_y November 21, 2021
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Calista

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.
Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air
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Calista is a shy loner. She is short and has many allergies.
Kid: Hey calista wanna go to Starbucks

Calista: sorry I cant
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Calista

Calista is a personal stalker. She goes around campus and tracks me EVERYDAY. I can’t get away from her. She sees me around campus but I don’t see her. What a weirdo.
Calista: Check the group chat
Avery: *Checks* WTF!
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A Calista is usually a female who is skinny, tall and lightskin, they usually are aggressive and violent

If you meet a Calista be careful they will scar you
Jane: dude don't talk to Calista she will hurt you
by Xoxox13 January 20, 2022
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calistatube

that one famous youtube star with the ugly green wall
person: did you see calistatubes new video of her making out with her mug
person 2: who’s that
person: that one girl with the really ugly green wall.
person 2: ohhhhh
by calistatubesista January 24, 2022
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