Calvon

A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers

Note: Cal is short for Calvon

"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."

"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."

by J Dawg February 27, 2004

calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".

Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

filthy calzone

When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.

hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.

by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006

cagon

1. A muttony pie.

2. A half-wolf, half-dragon creature, forged in the midst of a struggle with evil wizards. This definition is less highly-regarded; specious.

1. Where the hell is the cagon and construda? Laurence Maroney is hungry.

2. Some cagons can cast an anti-magic spell, if cagons existed, which they don't.

by WolfDragon November 7, 2007

Caldon

He’s an indian mixed with a chinese blood. He stays at Yishun, Khatib to be specific. He likes to lie to people alot although we all already know its not the truth. His parents names are Anba And Connie ; his father is a flight steward. Last but not least, his armpit is very smelly.

Dont caldon lah

by AnbaXConnie December 28, 2017

Mini Cagon

The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon

Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!

Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...

by CagonPhobic May 19, 2009

calzone

A great texturer and modeler, always thinks he sucks but in truth he pwnz j00.

by A cool irc guy June 26, 2003