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Calgary splash 

you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth

Calgary Shuffle 

The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.

That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle

I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
Calgary Shuffle by Dracacorpse April 11, 2021

Calgary Backwash 

When a coked out white girl with poor dental hygiene backwashes into your draft beer at a Nickelback concert.
Hey bro Lisa was railing it up hard after supper last night and later on at the show she Calgary Backwashed chunks of hot dogs and onion rings into my beer.
Calgary Backwash by Jeromeleggings February 27, 2022

Calgary Dog Sled

A pet play act and Canadian tradition. When in the middle of doggy you pull on your partners leash while you cum as if you pulling on the leash of a sled dog.
Partner 1: babe let’s try something new in the bed today

Partner 2: Let’s do the Calgary Dog Sled
Calgary Dog Sled by Donnum April 28, 2026

Calgary Flame

A Calgary flame is the act of shoving hummus up another's anus.
Nikita held the rookie down and gave him a Calgary flame to welcome him to the league.
Calgary Flame by lindyfan22 March 14, 2026