Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.
Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 2, 2009
The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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by Carbonicci April 27, 2014
I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.
by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021
A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
by Mto93 November 1, 2007
An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.
height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.
blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.
blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.
so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 18, 2008
by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008